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Politcally Incorrect Musings
Look out, Henny Youngman! 
3rd-Aug-2011 07:30 pm
At work today some coworkers were complaining about their marriages. I told them, "I don't have any marital problems. My wife is out of town!"

Thankyew! Thankyew! I'll be here all weekend ... sleeping on the couch.

Here's some real humor.
4th-Aug-2011 04:00 am (UTC)
Be careful - she can murder you and disguise it as art! :)
4th-Aug-2011 05:05 am (UTC)
Did I ever mention she likes to carve bone?
5th-Aug-2011 12:23 pm (UTC)
You know this is kind of a hurtful thing to post on a public forum.

Might be ok if in jest in privet with a kiss

But I got smacked any time I'd come out with a statement like this.

12th-Aug-2011 02:26 am (UTC)
She got her own back in another forum, trust me. ;-)

All is well.
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