Don't you just love Pagan holidays? They are so very festive! Brightly colored and decorated eggs, bunnies, and chicks.
Yup. Like so many other "Christian" holidays, Easter has its roots in Teutonic Paganism
So, as you are out in your Sunday best with your family at the annual church Easter egg hunt, just remember the fun you are having is being provided courtesy of the Goddess of Fertility, Eostra
. Yeah... where did you think the name "Easter" came from?
Okay... looks like it is time for another trip to the confessional. I'm such a heretical Catholic.