UN: Fight Global Warming With Free Condoms
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
The battle against global warming could be helped if the world slowed population growth by making free condoms and family planning advice more widely available, the U.N. Population Fund said Wednesday.
The agency did not recommend countries set limits on how many children people should have, but said: "Women with access to reproductive health services ... have lower fertility rates that contribute to slower growth in greenhouse gas emissions." [...]
What was that? Pregnant women are flatulent and destroying the planet? Is that what the UN is saying?
The U.N. wants to slow global warming through population control. FREE RUBBERS FOR ALL! It admits it has no proof this concept will work. But who doesn't like sex without consequences?
I propose a different strategy:
Don't make condoms. Prohibit their use. Don't treat STDs or AIDS. Then let the people that can't keep their zippers up or knees together die of their sexually contracted diseases. The ones left alive will be the folks that are truly responsible, capable of self-control, and generally more wealthy. Would that not be an ideal population?
... maybe I should run for a government office in Communist China. There are some Maoist folks in the Obama administration that might be able to hook me up.