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Secrets of the Phallus 
28th-Apr-2009 07:05 am
The human penis is an odd shape.

"Hey, Lady, does this thing look odd to you? Why are you screaming? It must be hideous, then. I am a misshapen freak. Woe is me."


April 27, 2009
Secrets of the Phallus: Why is the Penis Shaped Like That?
Evolutionary psychologists decipher the "Rosetta Stone" of human sexuality

By Jesse Bering

If you’ve ever had a good, long look at the human phallus, whether yours or someone else’s, you’ve probably scratched your head over such a peculiarly shaped device. Let’s face it—it’s not the most intuitively shaped appendage in all of evolution. [...]


Whoever said science couldn't be fun? Sounds like time to experiment! As for artificial sperm, add a bit of meat drippings (snicker snicker - "meat drippings" - LOL) and you have GRAVY! Cream gravy... Arrrrgh! This is just getting "whacky".

I'll never look at biscuits and gravy the same way again.
28th-Apr-2009 03:28 pm (UTC)
Speaking of thrusting gravy filled pork swords.

The Bacone.
Bacon formed into a cone, filled with gravy and topped with a biscuit.

And I'm happy with my wang. Big enough I don't piss on my balls and not so long zippers become a severe liability to health and safety!
28th-Apr-2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
Oh... that looks GOOD!
28th-Apr-2009 04:07 pm (UTC)
You have a very twisted sense of humor...it must be a family thing.
28th-Apr-2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
Hey, Lady...

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