The Bikini Effect Makes Men Impulsive
By Robin Nixon
, Special to LiveScience
posted: 10 June 2008 ET
Bikinis and other sexy stimuli can make men more prone to seek immediate gratification — leading to blown diets, budgets and bank accounts, new research suggests. [...]
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It wasn't that the men were simply distracted by their sexual arousal, which caused them to choose more impulsively. On the contrary, they exhibited improved cognition and creativity after exposure to sexy stimuli.
So if your wife or girlfriend says you are boring or becoming stupid, tell her to take her clothes off.
It would seem that going to a nudie bar is justifiable as it should improve intellectual capability. I wonder if it could stave off Alzheimer's?
If you can't find me, don't check the library anymore. I'll be getting my think on at the local strip bar and gettin' all intlektual 'n' junk.
All I need now is grant money to do my research.
Hun? How much money do we have in the checking account?