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Are you a cheater? 
3rd-Jun-2008 08:54 am
spork
Do you cheat on your spouse or significant other? Then there is a path to absolution for you that won't put you in the local monastery or convent. It is called CheatNeutral. You can buy cheat offsets from monogamous people to neutralize your infidelities.

Just like you can buy carbon offsets to protect the environment, you can now buy cheat offsets to protect your relationships.

Read more about it.

Do something positive for your world!
Comments 
3rd-Jun-2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
That's too funny. I can just see that argument...

Him:
"But honey... she meant nothing to me! Besides, I paid CheatNeutral to offset my cheating, so it's all good now!"

Her:
"Oh darling, you are right. CheatNeutral makes it all better!"

Divorce Attorney:
"I feel a great disturbance in the force. As if thousands of dollars were almost in my pocket, but then disappeared."
3rd-Jun-2008 04:51 pm (UTC)
Not funny.
3rd-Jun-2008 05:08 pm (UTC) - Is too funny...
From the "about" page:

Two ways which Cheatneutral is not like carbon offsetting:

1. [...]
2. Cheatneutral is a joke we thought up in the pub. [...]


And...


About Cheatneutral

Cheatneutral is about offsetting infidelity. We're the only people doing it, and Cheatneutral is a joke.

Carbon offsetting is about paying for the right to carry on emitting carbon. The Carbon offset industry sold £60 million of offsets last year, and is rapidly growing. Carbon offsetting is also a joke.

3rd-Jun-2008 05:47 pm (UTC) - Re: Is too funny...
I realize its a joke but I still don't think its funny.
3rd-Jun-2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
Isn't the idea that for CheatNeutral to work, someone who would otherwise be cheating is paid to verifiably not cheat?
3rd-Jun-2008 06:03 pm (UTC) - LOL
I registered as a monogamous project... Here is the email:

Thank you for signing up to become one of monogamy boosting offset projects. We hope you are pleased to know that you faithfulness, loyalty or singleness is "helping those who can't help themselves". Rest assured you will be paid for your loyalty as soon as a suitable offsetter purchases credits through CheatNeutral.com

In the mean time why not watch this 5 minute film about Cheat Neutral at: http://www.scenewon.co.uk/scene_movie.php?movie=485
You can register and vote for the film, and if you are entertained why not send the link to your friends?

We at CheatNeutral recognise the valuable part that people like you play in offsetting other people's infidelity and we wish you luck in your loyalty or singleness. If however you feel the need to stray from this course we hope you will think of CheatNeutral.com when you need to offset any indiscretions.

If you have faithful or single friends, or friends you know might want to purchase cheat offsetting please tell them about our services.

While you are waiting for your payment you might want to have a think about what you can do about climate change…

1. Measure your carbon footprint. There are good resources to[...]


...stuff about reducing your carbon footprint.

I wonder if silicon-based life forms on other planets have similar issues? "Reduce your glass footprint!"
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