Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:22pm BST By Joe Bavier
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft. [...]
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Works every time.