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10th-May-2007 07:25 am
Oral sex can cause throat cancer

* 22:00 09 May 2007
* NewScientist.com news service
* Roxanne Khamsi

People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests. [...]


This is very bad news. You visit the land down under and you next find that your larynx has to be cut out. But... There is hope on the horizon.

While HPV has proven to be a major cause of throat cancer, wallaby milk may just be the cure. Why? because wallaby milk fights superbugs. The land down under provides a cure for those who visit the land down under. So when you are done engaging in adult nocturnal activities, have a glass of midget roo juice instead of a cigarette.
10th-May-2007 03:07 pm (UTC)
So- blowjobs reduce depression, but increase cancer? What a cruel, cruel world!
10th-May-2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
They also help reduce the likelihood of prostate cancer. THAT'S the cruel part - 'honey, I was only trying to reduce your cancer risk, and instead got it myself'.
10th-May-2007 07:19 pm (UTC) - For the record
I am carcinogen free.


10th-May-2007 07:36 pm (UTC) - Re: For the record
Um, kind of in the "things I didn't really want to think about" vein, the LJ Mojo meme that went around about a month ago was actually a social engineering prank and the random graph thing has been replaced by a picture of goatse. You might want to go back and delete that. Or not, it's not like it was a public post.
10th-May-2007 07:43 pm (UTC) - Re: For the record
"Eek! Eek!" says the monkey.

(that would be "monkey" not "m0nkey")

I know it was pubelicly posted.

Ah... and aren't typos fun?
10th-May-2007 07:57 pm (UTC) - Re: For the record
I didn't realize it was public. Oops. I just didn't know if you'd heard about the prank part and that the person who did it is now publishing the data people entered.
10th-May-2007 10:47 pm (UTC) - Re: For the record
snotblossom... when you tell me to delete a post, tell me WHICH post and make it clear WHY.

That post was a month ago.

And it is gone.

10th-May-2007 10:50 pm (UTC) - Furthermore...
And I had no idea what a "goatse" was. I thought it was a typo for "goat".

Now I need a melon scoop.

VODKA! And leave the bottle, barkeep!
10th-May-2007 11:44 pm (UTC) - Re: Furthermore...
I sorry. Here's a link to the perpetrator's LJ entry about it - http://d1rtyf1lthy.livejournal.com/257310.html

I tend to click on stuff I shouldn't so I, unfortunately, knew exactly what goatse was, and I should have warned you.
10th-May-2007 11:42 pm (UTC) - Re: For the record
You know, the world would be so much easier for me if everybody's brains worked like mine. I knew exactly what I was talking about, I just didn't realize I'd left half the info in my brain instead of in the comment.
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