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Iran has no brakes 
26th-Feb-2007 12:12 pm
Muhommad Caraciture
USA: "Hey, Ahmadinejad. Stop building nuke stuff."
Ahmadinejad: "Screw you" [flips the US the Bird]
USA: "No really, we mean it."
Ahmadinejad: "Screw you" [flips the US the Bird]
USA: "No we really mean it"
Ahmadinejad: "Screw you and death to Israel" [flips the US the Bird]
UN: "My dear sir, Ahmadinejad, It is regrettable to inform you that your time is up. Please stop all nuclear development forthwith."
Ahmadinejad: "Or you'll do what?" [flips the US and UN the Bird]
UN: "We shall say 'stop that' again."
Ahmadinejad: "Screw you" [flips the US the Bird]
UN and USA in unison: "Stop that!"
USA: "There. Now see what you made us do?"
Ahmadinejad: "Screw you" [flips the world the Bird]
UN: "Kind sir, Mr. President Ahmadinejad, please stop or we shall be forced to say 'stop that' yet again. We really mean it. We will. Do not test us."
Ahmadinejad: "Screw you" [flips the US and UN the Bird]


Yes. More. Let's give Iran yet more sanctions. But only because being politically correct is so bloody effective...

Can we just MOAB the butthead already?

UPDATE: 02/27/2007
Iran won't halt atomic work, snubs big powers
Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:32 PM IST

By Edmund Blair

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran said on Tuesday it would never suspend uranium enrichment as demanded by the West, a day after world powers agreed to work on a new U.N. resolution to pressure Tehran to back down over its nuclear programme. [...]
26th-Feb-2007 08:05 pm (UTC)
Short of using our own dusty old nukes (which might set a bad example), what would you suggest?
26th-Feb-2007 08:21 pm (UTC)
No need for nukes. We have the glorious non-nuke MOAB (Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb).

Sprinkle over Iran liberally for a nice shake-n-bake.

Best to start with the airfields before they rebuild their airforce.
26th-Feb-2007 08:43 pm (UTC)
I'm not saying your plan is wrong, but I get the impression that a little shock and awe, even to the extent of flattening their government buildings and underground isotope separation labs, will be about as effective stopping the program as your above mentioned diplomacy.
27th-Feb-2007 04:22 am (UTC) - Shock and guffaw
Nope... I am talking about a 636,293 square mile parking lot. As I said, sprinkle liberally.

We have our own pistachios. No need to import from terrorist nations.
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