You have probably heard these statements:
The Jews start all the wars.
The Jews killed Jesus.
Really? The Jews start all the wars? Does that make Hitler, Napoleon, Benito Mussolini, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Mao Ze-Dong, Hideki Tojo, and Pol Pot all Jews?!! Seems to me that the Jews are just defending themselves... well... for their entire existence, really.
The Jews killed Jesus? Actually, it was the Italians. It was the very Roman, Pontious Pilate, who signed the execution order. It was Romans that placed the crown of thorns on Him. It was Romans that mocked Him. It was Romans that nailed Him to the cross. It was a Roman soldier that stabbed Him in the side with a spear. Jews did it? Nope. The Jews did not, in fact, kill Jesus. It was the Italians.
UPDATE (01AUG06): But my favorite one is about Jews eating babies. Odd thing is, it is the CHRISTIANS that have the ritualized cannibalism.
(And I'm a practicing Christian and I'm cool with that since it is only symbolic - reminding yourself that you are a member of the body of Christ [the Church] - , and is not a human -technically- anyway, but eating God.... So is God saying "Eat me!" ? ) Look out for the lightning, y'all. Keep far away from me during monsoon.