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Ib hateb theb denbtis 
16th-May-2006 12:32 pm
southpark
Thab's righbit. Ib hateb theb denbtis.

[uh, once more in English, Robomarkov.]

I hate the dentist. It is like being kicked in the gonads except it is your mouth. I am a bit resistant to Novocane and Lidocane so I always wind up getting a double dose. I just love the feeling of having needles jabbed into my jaw and then whittled around. Orgasmic!

It is lunchtime and I get to drink Ovaltine since I cannot chew. Such a fulfilling meal. NOT!

At least all the drilling is done. My composite fillings had degraded a bit and allowed a tooth to start decaying UNDER THE FILLING. Also, I had some teeth that were starting to fracture due to the thin enamel left behind from my silver amalgam fillings (all which were removed back in '97). The next appointment will be for a deep cleaning. This is beyond the normal type polishing we are all familiar with. This requires your jaw to be numbed. It is all part of preventing my gums from receding.. any more. I haven't been to the dentist in two years. Some things have gone awry, but only just.

I feel miserable. My jaw is sore despite the fact that I feel like the right side of my face is missing.

UPDATE: Gah! My lip itches and I can't scratch it because it is numb! [whimper]
Comments 
16th-May-2006 08:02 pm (UTC)
I have to go get a cleaning like that too soon, and I hate the dentist too, in fact they have to sedate me or knock my ass completely out for procedures that require drilling. It is the one kind of pain I can't handle and more than that it terrifies me (early bad childhood dental experience).

I will say that gas is a blast, I remember being as high as a kite and thinking hell, this isn't all that bad lol
16th-May-2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
Ivan and I have a wonderful dentist I will refer you to here in Tucson. He's really good and he understands folks who "don't do well with locals".
16th-May-2006 10:02 pm (UTC)
Then I can expect lots of sympathy from you when I go to the Oral Surgeon next week so he can remove one implant and re-align the one they can save.
One good thing is I have already been given the script of Percocet! SWEET!
16th-May-2006 10:08 pm (UTC)
any version of that drug makes me hurl and have the worst heartburn...after my wisdom teeth I took 2 of them and then took asprin the rest of the time cause of the side effects.
16th-May-2006 11:13 pm (UTC)
Bleh. I have a sensitivity to any sort of narcotic-type drugs. They don't make the pain go away. They make me queasy. If I take more, then I'll puke uncontrollably. Take still more and I forget to breathe. Manual breathing... not good.

God help me if I have to go under the knife again.
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