The human penis is an odd shape.
"Hey, Lady, does this thing look odd to you? Why are you screaming? It must be hideous, then. I am a misshapen freak. Woe is me."
April 27, 2009Secrets of the Phallus: Why is the Penis Shaped Like That?
Evolutionary psychologists decipher the "Rosetta Stone" of human sexuality
By Jesse Bering
If you’ve ever had a good, long look at the human phallus, whether yours or someone else’s, you’ve probably scratched your head over such a peculiarly shaped device. Let’s face it—it’s not the most intuitively shaped appendage in all of evolution. [...]
Whoever said science couldn't be fun? Sounds like time to experiment! As for artificial sperm, add a bit of meat drippings (snicker snicker - "meat drippings" - LOL) and you have GRAVY! Cream gravy... Arrrrgh! This is just getting "whacky".
I'll never look at biscuits and gravy the same way again.