You know it is going to be a long day when you need a checklist just to get out of bed. It was an awful night. It was too hot to sleep and then a nice loud thunderstorm rolled through prolonging my sleep deprivation. We get pretty good and intense t-storms here in the desert. Once the thunder rolled on, the rain came and that was a bit relaxing.
I forgot to shave. I have peer reviews all this morning. That means the management gets to see me looking "my best".
A. Manager: "Looking kinda scruffy there."
Me: "Yes. It is my way of trying to bring public attention to the homeless problem. Today is 'Unshaven for the Homeless Day'. That's why ... Yeah... OH, LOOK! SOMETHING SHINEY!"
At least the coffee has been made, bacon is cooked, the trash taken out, cat box cleaned, and the dish washer loaded and started.
I just need to get my breakfast. A glass of milk and two slices of bacon just isn't a real breakfast.